Camping

2010 Lamb’s Resort Trip


My little family, consisting of myself, my wife Amy and daughter Avery along with our beagle Max, went on a camping over the weekend at Lamb’s Resort in Schroeder, Minnesota which happens to rest on Gitcheegumi which being interpreted means “big lake” or as we modern ancestors of European settlers refer to it as “Lake Superior.” I for one think gitcheegumi is a much better name like that of the lake my cabin resides on Minnewawa which from the ojibway means a good sound. But I digress, also, accompanying us was Amy’s sister Charity, her husband Peter and their dogs Sage and Annie.

We did the usual trips to the Coho Cafe in Tofte, MN (2 times) for breakfast and dinner or second dinner really as we had eaten about 2 hours earlier, but when you are sitting in a chair in front of a campfire or in front of the lake you work up a tremendous appetite. For breakfast we met a nice young man that worked there named TJ who was an exchange student from Turkey. Of course since they had organic coffee I drank at least 5 cups.
We also made the trip up to Grand Marais for shopping, which usually means going into shops that we never really intend to buy anything in before going to Sven and Ole’s to eat pizza. Its great excercise since we are about to go and consume thousands of calories on one of the best pizza’s in known universe. I had an iced cold press coffee (isn’t the fact that it is called cold enough?) and the rest got some sort of ice cream or smoothie.
That day happened to be the fourth of July so later we went to Bluefin Bay in Tofte to watch the fireworks which was an awesome display over Lake Superior, very fun to watch.

Avery thoroughly enjoyed playing in the dirt and getting involved in her favorite pastime which is putting small rocks she could choke on in her mouth continuously causing mom and dad the need to watch her constantly and say, ‘mommy have it’ or ‘daddy have it’ which we then take it and throw it on the ground. Her response is then to find either the same tiny rock or a different tiny rock and put it back in her mouth to which we respond by saying, ‘mommy have it’ and/or ‘daddy have it.’ She gladly responds in obedience, but continues in her favorite pastime. She also developed a new favorite pastime which consists of sitting on her bottom in Gitcheegumi or as our European ancestors renamed it Lake Superior which reaches the lofty temperature of 45 degrees and splashing to her hearts content thus creating a diaper that weighs roughly 69 pounds. It is also about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. She did really great with camping, sleeping outside, even taking naps outside. She is well on her way to be a professional camper as she did not get a late start like her daddy.


It was a rare occurrence over the camping weekend to find two things;
1. Avery without a dirt mustache
2. Me without sweat on my face.
It was an unusually humid weekend on the shores of Gitcheegumi which if I moved from my chair caused me to sweat profusely. Those who know me understand as I frequently start sweating when washing dishes in hot water.
Amy’s new pastime has become taking pictures of inordinately small things and make them fill the screen. She does a masterful job at this considering our current camera is meant to be a digitial video camera without a true zoom lens. Since she has taken up this art form it is time for me to invest in a better digital camera and a photography class for her so she can develop her talent.
We also discovered that it is a complete waste of money to purchase wood for the campfire at Lamb’s Resort. It is very wet and does not burn well and they only have birch. Of course, in Minnesota you can’t bring wood anywhere as the ash borer is on the lamb. So, we purchased wood about a mile up the Sawbill Trail at the world’s first wood supermarket. It was all done on the honor system and you received 299% more wood for the same price that you would buy it at the campsite.
On Monday we had a wonderful day relaxing around camp and then later Amy, Avery and I went to Coho Cafe for our second dinner which consisted of a modified reuben that was delicious along with a wild rice sausage and mushroom pizza. I highly recommend them both. Then on Tuesday morning we went to breakfast at Bluefin Grille and I unfortunately ordered the smallest item on the menu, the House Fritta that was extremely delicious, but did not come with toast or hashbrowns. So I ordered the hash browns separately and it became a more acceptable (and delicious breakfast). Then we began our sad ride home which consisted of Avery being fed up with being in the car for so long and me thinking and planning how I can save enough money to either buy a home or a Bluefin Bay unit on gitchigumi.
Jason DeMars